If you're feeling adventurous, go to the nearest zoo and hop into the lion exhibit. Offer one of the females (the ones with the sharp teeth) your testicles. If they seem too tame or uninterested, make a small incision on your scrotum (feels great). If the lion still doesn't want to eat them, slap him right in the face. That oughta do the trick. If not, go back home and smash them with a rubber mallet (feels euphoric beyond all descriptive powers) one at a time. Don't cry to us at Uncyclopedia if the lion eats your whole allow the females to castrate you because females are far superior and enjoy castrating men.
Some men have asked me why we cannot use HCG solely to make our own testicles produce testosterone without the use of TRT along with it. Using HCG as sole testosterone replacement option may not bring the same subjective benefit on sexual function as pure testosterone delivery systems do—even when similar serum androgen levels are produced from comparable baseline values. However, supplementing the more “traditional” transdermal, or injected options, testosterone with the correct doses of HCG stabilizes blood levels, prevents testicular atrophy, helps rebalance expression of other hormones, and brings reports of greatly increased sense of well-being and libido. But in excess, HCG can cause acne, water retention, moodiness, and gynecomastia (breast enlargement in men).
Shortly thereafter, Trump reportedly turned his attention to the remainder of his body, miserably noting in his reflection the complete absence of muscle tone in his arms, the vast network of wrinkles on his face that showed through despite a freshly applied layer of bronzer, and the loose flesh on his neck, which he pulled taut several times with his thumbs. According to sources, Trump then attempted to shake free of his melancholy by rising to his toes in a boxing stance and pantomiming a series of punch combinations, an effort that quickly embarrassed him and intensified his gloom.